Come on down to the Old Love Bug’s Nest to
get all the latest in home goods and kitchy quirky interior decorating.
Our newest product, the Love Bug Lamp, is selling like hotcakes, so get yours before it’s sold out!
We all need love in our loves, so why not add a little more!
See the Love Bug Lamp light up via a small LED in the titular Love Bug’s mouth, and shine happiness throughout your home!
Guests will see this in your foyer and say “weird what’s that?” and your partner will say “why’d you spend $1200 on that stupid lamp?”
But what they don’t understand is that the Love Bug Lamp isn’t just a lamp, it’s a lifestyle!
So come on down the Old Love Bug’s Nest,
located off route 16, next to the abandoned steel mill and Ohallahan’s Ground Meat Emporium.